To Trick Google We Called This Article ‘Lionel Messi PS5 Love Island’
As any burgeoning content writer worth their salt will tell you, SEO (Search Engine Optimisation, for those of you with real jobs) is a staggeringly important tool in the web writer’s limited Arsenal FC. SEO can be boiled down to the principle of making content that is likely to be a result on a search engine like Google or Bing (if you’re some kind of self-flagellating degenerate who uses Bing) in order to garner more traffic to your website. Traffic leads to interactions, interactions lead to more traffic, more traffic leads to lucrative sponsorship deals with the likes of Burger King Near Me, Uber Eats Coupon Codes and Debenhams Closing Down Sale.
But how do you do SEO? How do you make a latte at home without milk frother? At home workouts?
We can’t be too sure about how exactly SEO works because reading about it is boring, but what we’re assuming is that if we use enough keyphrases in this article that people are likely to search for online, it’s bound to crop up into a few results here and there. For that reason, Gumf Magazine has made the bold decision to call this article Lionel Messi PS5 Love Island.
Now there may be those of you who know enough about SEO to tell us that the meat of an article is precise, specific content pertaining to one clearly stated subject. Lockdown Restrictions Ending When? If we had more time, we would be happy to write longform pieces that dive deeply into the nuances of topics like FC Barcelona, Coca Cola and New Tom Cruise Movie, but we do not have the time or the attention for the research and writing that would be required. It’s a quality vs quantity situation. If any of these search terms yield at least one click to this article, we’ll be far happier than the ten clicks we might gain from a fully fleshed out piece on ‘Will & Kate New Baby?’
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We’re boldly going where no content format has gone before and I’m Lovin’ It, Eat Fresh. We’ll catch you on the other side, when we’re swimming in clicks and signing extortionate advertising contracts with Cat Video Compilation and New Lewis Capaldi Album Listen Free Online.
