Free Speech Saved
You might have seen it in the news a few weeks ago that the English government has set out to appoint a ‘Free-Speech Champion’, specifically to combat the censorship of debates in universities and the silencing of right wing voices. What’s that, you say? You’ve not heard anything about right wing opinions being oppressed in universities? Well, how would you hear about it if it was censored, you lefty-soy-boy-beta-cuck!
The government, you know, the right wing one that has held power for more than a decade by manipulating the media, have said that right wing voices are being squashed and that’s the bloody end of it, alright? In order to illustrate the excellent potential in having freedom of speech be so militantly regulated, we’ve invited the prospective ‘Free-Speech Champions’ to regulate this article in all of its █████!
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Free speech is saved!
