FEATURE ARTICLES
Gumf and ALL of its Readers are Endorsing Dognald Trump
We will no longer be quiet in our support for Dognald and you won’t be either.
HOLD ON WHAT THE HELL…WHY IS TRUMP BACK??????????
NO WAIT SHUT UP A MINUTE HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED?
Cadbury Removes All Mention Of Flying Ant Day From its Chocolate Eggs
Britain's best loved holiday, Flying Ant Day, gets another kicking from the corporate do-gooders.
Middle Eastern Jesus Refuses Prince Philip Entry to Heaven
Even though he’s only been dead for a matter of hours, His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh has already royally peeved the son of The Almighty.
BREAKING: Turns out, Nigel Farage is Justin Bieber’s Dad
Gumf makes a fascinating discovery about the Farage-Bieber family.
Free Speech Saved
With a new ‘Free Speech Champion’ soon to be appointed, freedom of speech is set to be more regulated, and thus more free than ever
BERKS and Nutters: Exposed
Parody: Leader of the Opposition and MP for Holborn and St Pancras, Keir Rodney Starmer lists the biggest wazzocks and tossers throughout history.