FEATURE ARTICLES
Cadbury Removes All Mention Of Flying Ant Day From its Chocolate Eggs
Britain's best loved holiday, Flying Ant Day, gets another kicking from the corporate do-gooders.
Middle Eastern Jesus Refuses Prince Philip Entry to Heaven
Even though he’s only been dead for a matter of hours, His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh has already royally peeved the son of The Almighty.
BREAKING: Turns out, Nigel Farage is Justin Bieber’s Dad
Gumf makes a fascinating discovery about the Farage-Bieber family.
Free Speech Saved
With a new ‘Free Speech Champion’ soon to be appointed, freedom of speech is set to be more regulated, and thus more free than ever
BERKS and Nutters: Exposed
Parody: Leader of the Opposition and MP for Holborn and St Pancras, Keir Rodney Starmer lists the biggest wazzocks and tossers throughout history.