Friend Who Went On Gap Year To Scooby Doo Land Obnoxiously Putting ‘R’s In Front Of Some Words
We get it dude, you went to Doobyland
“Roh? Rorry you're raybe retcting a bit of an accent? Rah, it ricked it up rhilst I ras on my rap year in Doobyland. I just really radmire their culture. Did you know that it's celebrated to be a rassive scaredy cat over there? They don't really have ratriarchical roles in Doobyland, it's actually raditional for both ren and romen to be really spooked out by noises.
“Rah, when I was rin Doobyland, we used to rake up at runset and eat this local scooby snack delicacy. The way you're rupposed to eat it raditionally is to wolf it down and then go and flee from a spectre rhilst you're rigesting it.
“You know, they have this reautiful cultural and riritual restival, called the Ruh-roh! It's where they go to a raunted house, and run down the corridor. Riterally reveryone in the community; roung, rold, reople from rall ralks of rife. They just run and they keep passing the same ruits of rarmour, and rurniture, and it just represents the rillusion of distance, and travel. Like, it seems like you're going romewhere, but rultimately you stay in the same place. Rit’s grounding. And I just think that's amazing. Sorry, "ramazing."
“The rarchitecture is so rimpressive as rell. All the ruildings have switch-ractivated bookcases that rotate so that they take you into ranother room.
“You know they have this great ridiom, I forget rexactly how it goes, but it's romething like: "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids," and it rasically means always believe in the power of youth. Never count your chickens before they've ratched if there's a gang of mystery-rolving teens around. It's an rincredibly specific saying, but it has so much meaning. Rit's rife-rafferming.”