HOLD ON WHAT THE HELL…WHY IS TRUMP BACK??????????

SERIOUSLY…WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE??? I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE, WHAT THE HELL????? I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT THE HELL???? I LEGIT COULD HAVE SWORN HE WAS GONE IN 2020, WHY IS HE BACK????? IS IT ACTUALLY HIM, NO, GENUINELY, IS IT ACTUALLY HIM???? LIKE THE SAME GUY OR IS THIS HIS SON???? WAIT A SEC, DIDN’T SOMEBODY SHOOT HIM WITH A SNIPING RIFLE???? I DON’T LIKE HIM, I WANT HIM GONE RIGHT NOW!!! GET HIM OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!! I’M SERIOUS WHAT THE HELL????? I CAN’T HANDLE THIS AT THE MOMENT, WHY IS HE BACK???

I JUST LOOKED UP AT MY SCREEN AND HE WAS STANDING THERE AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL???? WEREN’T YOU GONE????? LIKE YOU HAD, LITERALLY, GONE AND NOW YOU’VE COME BACK INTO IT???? I WAS ABOUT TO SAY IF THIS IS A JOKE THEN IT’S NOT A VERY FUNNY ONE, BUT, IS IT A JOKE???? LIKE, THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND, HOW WOULD THIS BE A JOKE??? AS IN LIKE AMERICAN HAS MADE HIM THE LEADER FOR FOUR YEARS AS SOME SORT OF PERSONAL JOKE AGAINST ME???? IT HONESTLY, GENUINELY, CANNOT BE THAT, SO HE MUST BE, LIKE…BACK????

AND NOT JUST BACK LIKE YOU SEE HIM, I GUESS HE’S HERE TO STAY, LIKE WE’RE GOING TO BE HEARING FROM HIM QUITE FREQUENTLY OR MAYBE EVEN CONSTANTLY? LIKE, GENUINELY, I THINK HE’S ALREADY SAYING SOME THINGS, LIKE PRESIDENTIAL ORDERINGS OR SOMETHING??? HE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THE PRESIDENT OR ANYTHING YET BUT HE’S ALREADY SAYING THINGS AND…LIKE, I MEAN THAT’S HOW I NOTICED THAT HE WAS BACK. I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE LIKE FOUR YEARS AGO BUT I’VE JUST SEEN ON A TV PROGRAMME THAT HE’S APPARENTLY BACK OR SOMETHING??? AND I MEAN, CHRIST, I HOPE HE’S NOT GOING TO BE AS WEIRD OR UNCOMFORTABLE AS HE WAS THE FIRST BIT HE DID OF IT…HOLD ON, 2 SECS…

Nah, thought it was like an obituary video of him like he’s died or something, but no they keep saying that he’s back, so I think that’s pretty cut and dry. Like pretty much confirmed, I guess. I MEAN FUCK SAKE, MAN. I GENUINELY HATED IT WHEN HE WAS HERE BEFORE BUT NOW HE’S BACK AGAIN MAYBE LIKE…FOR GOOD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS TEMPORARY THE FIRST TIME BUT IF HE CAN COME BACK NOW THEN WHY WOULDN’T HE COME BACK AFTER THIS ONE???? LIKE HE MIGHT BE HERE FOREVER IN A WAY THAT IS UPSETTING???

WAIT! JUST WAIT A SECOND…just wait a second, ok, just wait. Let’s try and piece this together. Ok, so before: he was…like not here or at least I wasn’t aware that he was here, but now: like, back, like literally back in front of us. WHY??? PEOPLE DON’T JUST COME BACK, NOT HIM. HE WOULDN’T JUST BE GONE FOR A BIT AND NOW HE’S BACK POTENTIALLY FOREVER??? WHY WOULD HE??? OK, JUST EXPLAIN ME THAT???? WHY WOULD HE HAVE GONE, BUT THEN COME BACK INTO IT NOW???? WHY NOW????

ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL MAN I HATE THIS. I LIKE LITERALLY HATE THIS RIGHT NOW, LIKE THE ‘BACK’ THING, LIKE THE WHOLE THING ABOUT HIM BEING ‘BACK’. IF HE WASN’T BACK I WOULD BE HAPPY, OR MAYBE I WOULDN’T, BECAUSE I GUESS HE WAS GONE BEFORE AND I WASN’T THINKING ABOUT IT THEN, BUT MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE FOREVER…WAS HE???? LIKE SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WAS HE GONE FOREVER BUT HE, LIKE, FIGURED OUT HOW TO COME BACK OR WAS HE JUST GONE FOR A SMALL BIT AND NOW HE’S DECIDED TO BE BACK IN IT NOW? … Unless, like, it was someone else I saw, and not him? Like it was a different person but I just thought it was himARGHHHHHH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? WHO THE FUCK LOOKS LIKE HIM???? LIKE HE’S LITERALLY THE MOST UNIQUE LOOKING GUY IN HISTORY!!! WHO EVEN LOOKS THE MOST LIKE HIM???? LIKE WHO LOOKS ANYTHING LIKE THAT GUY???? ANYONE????? LIKE FUCKING KEN BARLOW OR SOME SHIT?????