FEATURE ARTICLES
Zelensky Removes All Mention Of Minerals From Chocolate Eggs
We can confirm that Russians will still be able to kiss the Minerals.
President Trump Signs Minerals Deal With Heel Cena
It’s what’s best for business. That’s what President Trump seems to have been thinking when he shocked the world this Saturday, by cutting a minerals deal with WWE’s newly-heel John Cena.
Musk: If We Don’t Destroy Earth, We’ll Never Reach Mars
America’s ‘Mr Charisma’ has made it clear humanity won’t get to die in disgusting new ways without reaching the red planet.
Gumf and ALL of its Readers are Endorsing Dognald Trump
We will no longer be quiet in our support for Dognald and you won’t be either.
HOLD ON WHAT THE HELL…WHY IS TRUMP BACK??????????
NO WAIT SHUT UP A MINUTE HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED?
BERKS and Nutters: Exposed
Parody: Leader of the Opposition and MP for Holborn and St Pancras, Keir Rondey Starmer lists the biggest wazzocks and tossers throughout history.