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President Trump Signs Minerals Deal With Heel Cena
It’s what’s best for business. That’s what President Trump seems to have been thinking when he shocked the world this Saturday, by cutting a minerals deal with WWE’s newly-heel John Cena.
HOLD ON WHAT THE HELL…WHY IS TRUMP BACK??????????
NO WAIT SHUT UP A MINUTE HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED?
Trump: I need the kind of generals Hitler had. Ones that try to kill me with an exploding briefcase.
Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it, and because I'm a big dumbass I am doomed to repeat it.
Queen's Second Husband, Paddington Bear, Found Dead
Prince Paddington Bear, Duke of Islington is dead.
Middle Eastern Jesus Refuses Prince Philip Entry to Heaven
Even though he’s only been dead for a matter of hours, His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh has already royally peeved the son of The Almighty.