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My Plan for Fighting Zombie King, by Keir Rondey Starmer
Keir Rondey Starmer tells all on his plans to thwart the zombie invasion
BERKS and Nutters: Exposed
Parody: Leader of the Opposition and MP for Holborn and St Pancras, Keir Rondey Starmer lists the biggest wazzocks and tossers throughout history.