FEATURE ARTICLES

My Band ‘The Reytons’ Are Poet Laureate Now
Rotheram’s finest ‘The Reytons’ have been awarded the highest honour in the written arts by King Chuck III

Gumf and ALL of its Readers are Endorsing Dognald Trump
We will no longer be quiet in our support for Dognald and you won’t be either.

The Five Worst Woke Things by Tony The Tiler
Cereal mascot by day, painter-decorator by other days, Tony the Tiler tells all on exactly what’s wrong with the ‘woke’ movement.

My Plan for Fighting Zombie King, by Keir Rondey Starmer
Keir Rondey Starmer tells all on his plans to thwart the zombie invasion