FEATURE ARTICLES
Musk: If We Don’t Destroy Earth, We’ll Never Reach Mars
America’s ‘Mr Charisma’ has made it clear humanity won’t get to die in disgusting new ways without reaching the red planet.
Civic-Minded Terrorists Unveil UK’s First Ever Muslim No-Go Zone
After the civic-minded, shit-for-brains halfwits of Great Britain established the country’s first ever ‘No-Go Zones this weekend, we went along to ask them: what the fuck is this all about?
‘Boris Johnson Said Something Bad’ and 3 Other Platitudes
Often in life we forget to take stock of the things we know to be true.