FEATURE ARTICLES
Beggars Can't Be Choosers: Lee Cooper Is Our New Sponsor
Things go from bad to worse for Gumf when even Typhoo won’t sponsor them, but unfortunately Lee Cooper will.
National Gumf Day Celebrations Cut Short by Bomb Threats
Nationally celebrated Gumf Day is brought to an abrupt end this year due to bomb threats from Ian Hislop’s ‘Private Eye’ magazine.
‘Boris Johnson Said Something Bad’ and 3 Other Platitudes
Often in life we forget to take stock of the things we know to be true.
Crazy Frog Sectioned
Longstanding musical renegade, The Crazy Frog, has been submitted to a psychiatric intensive care unit.
Middle Eastern Jesus Refuses Prince Philip Entry to Heaven
Even though he’s only been dead for a matter of hours, His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh has already royally peeved the son of The Almighty.
Religion, Politics & Love: A Revolutionary Music Theory
The study of modern music is about to have its socks knocked clean off with this brand new development from Connor Fenton