FEATURE ARTICLES
To Trick Google We Called This Article ‘Lionel Messi PS5 Love Island’
A masterclass in the devious art of Search Engine Optimisation in which you trick people into reading your garbage.
BREAKING: Turns out, Nigel Farage is Justin Bieber’s Dad
Gumf makes a fascinating discovery about the Farage-Bieber family.
Free Speech Saved
With a new ‘Free Speech Champion’ soon to be appointed, freedom of speech is set to be more regulated, and thus more free than ever
BERKS and Nutters: Exposed
Parody: Leader of the Opposition and MP for Holborn and St Pancras, Keir Rodney Starmer lists the biggest wazzocks and tossers throughout history.
Religion, Politics & Love: A Revolutionary Music Theory
The study of modern music is about to have its socks knocked clean off with this brand new development from Connor Fenton
Gumf Game of the Year Round-Up 2020
PAID PROMOTION - Ben Cotton lists his top 5 video games from the year of our Lord Jesus Christ, 2020, and uses the word Annus quite a lot for someone born in Stoke in the mid-1990s.